How to Spend a Perfect and Memorable Day on the Islands of Bermuda

The Islands of Bermuda are a British Overseas Territory in the North Atlantic, situated approximately 665 miles from Cape Hatteras, North Carolina. World-famous for their astounding water, pink beaches, and eye-catching vistas, these islands are worth visiting for a week or more. Although many will find it difficult to ever leave, the islands can offer their guests a memorable single-day experience as well. Here are several local activities that will help you have a great time.

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How to Spend a Perfect and Memorable Day on the Islands of Bermuda

Visit St. George

St. George was the first British settlement in Bermuda. It was founded in 1612 and is currently the oldest continuously-inhabited English town in the New World. It is home to King’s Square, an open space with a rich historical heritage. Named after King George III, it is known for its Colonial-era buildings, including the Town Hall, which dates back to 1782 and the Bermuda National Trust Museum. While visiting the square, you will come across a town crier shouting out the latest news, customed actors portraying 18th-century citizens, and several replicas of devices used for public punishment. Visiting King’s Square will help you learn about the history of the islands. 

Sunbathe at Horseshoe Bay Beach

How to Spend a Perfect and Memorable Day on the Islands of Bermuda

There are countless mind-blowing beaches on the island but Horseshoe Bay Beach is in a category of its own. With its sublime rock formations, pink-toned sands, and crystal blue water, it’s no surprise that people from all over the world come here to swim and work on their tan. Apart from enjoying the sun and warm waters, take the time to stroll the shoreline and peek inside some of the caves. Also, the sunset is amazing so if possible, stay to witness it.

Stop by Lili Bermuda Perfumery

The islands are known for their sweet aroma. Fortunately, you can take some of it with you. Stop by the Lili Bermuda Perfumer and find your scent. The shop lies in St. George and has been bottling Bermuda’s aroma since 1928. During the tour, you will get to sample exclusive fragrances and learn more about the company’s history. To this day, every sold bottle is packaged by hand on-site! 

How to Spend a Perfect and Memorable Day on the Islands of Bermuda

While these three activities may seem simple, they will allow you to get submerged in the history and culture of Bermuda and create memories that you will cherish for a lifetime.

35 Funny Tweets That Actually Make A Good Point

They Make a Good Point

Whoever said, “A picture is worth a thousand words” didn’t realize that one day, all it will take to put your point across will be 280 characters. Started as a modest microblogging website, Twitter has evolved to a full-fledged media platform, where you can find literally everyone, ranging from celebrities, politicians, the world’s biggest brands – even the world’s biggest leaders take out time to put their views across with a tweet. Here are 35 funny tweets that actually make a good point.

Not All Men Are Trash

In recent years, all social media platforms, including Twitter, have been flooded with women putting up stories of how they were deceived by their boyfriends or lovers and sooner than later, hashtags like “#allmenaretrash” started making rounds on the platform. Consequently, “#notallmen” followed soon after.

Not All Men Are Trash
Not All Men Are Trash

Hence, this guy is rightly confused about whether Emma is speaking out about people throwing tonnes of trash in the sea, or ranting about her love life. You should provide more context, girl!

It’s Called Target for a Reason

Oh, the good old days, when men and women used to hit the bars and clubs to get their drink on, while also hoping to find someone cute and attractive to talk up. Even though Tinder and other dating apps have made it quite convenient for people, some still choose to follow the old route.

It’s Called Target For A Reason
It’s Called Target for a Reason

This guy knows how to use his 280 characters to kill two birds with one stone, by ‘Targeting’ women’s shopping habits and men’s courting habits.

Modern Day Manners

Where have all the cowboys disappeared to? Gone are the old Wild West days, and the sights of cowboys walking into bars and ordering a drink, wooing women – and who can forget the classic gesture of “tipping the hat”, which signaled gratitude and farewell at the same time.

Modern Day Manners
Modern Day Manners

Nowadays, buses don’t have people conversing with each other or observing their surroundings. Almost everyone has their headphones on, but it’s nice to know some of them still thank the bus driver.

No Marshmallow?

It’s quite hard to understand why most successful artists and bands are named after food items. It can literally make people crave for the very food while listening to their music. There are so many of them – Black Eyed Peas, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Cream – and also Meat Loaf, yum.

No Marshmello?
No Marshmallow??

This guy is really a wordsmith of sorts. It’s hard to figure out if he’s talking about his playlist or the munchies he has in his pocket. Missing the Marsh, though.

A Striking Similarity

Remember Shrek 3? If you don’t, here’s a quick recap. The King dies, and it’s left to Shrek to rule the kingdom since there is no apparent heir. Well, who else do we know who don’t want to be the eventual heirs to the biggest throne of them all?

A Striking Similarity
A Striking Similarity

That’s right, the former Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Harry and Meghan. Not everyone is cut out for royal duty, and it’s completely okay to realize and understand that.

Gotta Catch ‘Em All

Back in 2016, Pokemon Go took the entire world by storm. Even if you didn’t play the game, you must’ve heard about it, or seen people strolling around the streets and parks, holding up their phones with an excited look on their faces, as if they’ve discovered some long-lost treasure.

Gotta Catch ‘Em All
Gotta Catch ‘Em All

This tweet is a series of an entire social media thread which resonates the idea that Pokemon Go actually enabled world peace, causing people to step out from their homes and get along with each other.

Parents “After Shrek”

It’s quite surprising how younger and younger people are getting into serious relationships and live-ins, to the extent of having children together. Truth be told, most of them are not too careful and end up with accidental pregnancies. While it’s easy to have a child and become a parent, it’s another thing to become a good parent and raise children effectively.

Parents "After Shrek"
Parents “After Shrek”

This guy has it quite right in his tweet. People as young as 17 or 18 years are now parents, and it’s quite alarming.

Million Dollar Idea

Dating can be quite hard, especially with the way people ‘perfectly’ portray themselves on their dating profiles. Knowing that the person is a banker by day and biker by night, and can also rock a surfboard like nobody’s business, can really throw you off your game, especially if all you do is eat ice-cream and binge on Netflix.

Million Dollar Idea
Million Dollar Idea

Now this app is something everybody can stand behind. Dating someone doesn’t require a person to be perfect and nothing less. It just requires someone who is honest and forthcoming.

Beautiful Memories

Life is no less than a rollercoaster ride. It has its ups and downs, and it’s always fun to relive and remember the best moments of your lives, especially when there’s a younger generation who is all ears to the stories of how you lived life to the fullest and partied hard. Thanks to the ‘Memories’ feature on Snapchat and other social networks, you can see what you were doing ten years ago on the same day.

Beautiful Memories

For most people, however, their Snapchat memories will turn up old images of them getting intoxicated with their buddies.

Nobody Thought of it Before

Space Jam is a one-of-its-kind basketball movie which featured Michael Jordan and the Looney Tunes characters. The film was a box office hit and became a favorite of both kids and adults. It brought so many wonderful scenes and dialogues that people still remember and now, a sequel is on the cards as well.

Nobody Thought Of It Before
Nobody Thought of it Before

The Kibble has a fair point here. We can totally imagine the Waynes watching Space Jam in the theater. Young Bruce must’ve had wonderful taste in movies, before he became something of a star himself.

Wise Words

As people grow older, they become more practical and do away with many of the things they believed in when they were younger. While most people enjoy life to the fullest, even when they step into adulthood, others become way too realistic and see themselves stuck in a loop.

Wise Words
Wise Words

They work hard all week to earn money, only to see it all fly away on routine social endeavors during the weekend. The cycle keeps going on and on, and on.

The League of Diseases

Children are such adorable creatures. It’s always so endearing to watch them grow day by day, watching their little actions and quirks, but it can be quite difficult taking care of a sick child. That’s why pediatricians deserve all the respect in the world for treating infants and kids and ensuring that they are healthy and happy.

The League Of Diseases
The League of Diseases

This tweet depicts perfectly the scene at the doctor’s office, especially when there is a play area. It’s best to steer clear of the kid with the diarrhea, though.

A True Friend

Friendship is one of the most beautiful bonds there is in this world. When two people become friends, they let each other in on their inner beings, sparing no detail about their personal lives. People go to great lengths to make their friends happy.

A True Friend

This tweet clearly shows how sacred the bond of friendship is, and how friends are meant to be respected and cherished. Better start saving for that open bar, then.

So Brutal

Developed countries work hard to ensure that their people don’t have to toil for basic necessities, such as water, power and, most importantly, basic health care. The majority of the developed nations have succeeded in providing universal health care to their residents, which really reduces the burden and allows them to live freely.

So Brutal
So Brutal

This fellow really hits home with this highly sarcastic tweet about the one country that still hasn’t managed to wrap their heads around a universal health care system.

Different Time Zones

Although there are various time zones all around the world, the measure of a minute is the same universally. However, you’d be surprised how much liberty people take with a minute or, more popularly, five minutes. In our modern times, five minutes can mean anything from ‘a few more minutes than five’ to an hour or two – but it certainly never means five minutes.

Different Time Zones
Different Time Zones

At least our friend, Sarah, is being honest about never being on time. This is a valuable quality.

E for Entry – Or Executive?

Nowadays, it’s quite hard to land a job, especially because the job market has become extremely competitive. Earlier, you’d start with an internship or ‘entry-level’ job straight out of college, and make your way up the ladder gradually. But now, they expect you to have five to 10 years’ experience and advanced knowledge of the job, even if you’re a fresh graduate.

E For Entry - Or Executive?
E For Entry – Or Executive?

This guy is right for telling off his interviewer. God knows what HR guys are thinking nowadays.

It Almost Never Does

A person gets to learn many new skills when they get into the field and start a job. One valuable skill which office employees pick up is email etiquette, i.e. the right and ‘polite’ way of sending an email to a particular person. While some people tend to get creative with their electronic mails, most of them tend to follow the boilerplate template they’ve been handed down.

It Almost Never Does
It Almost Never Does

It can be quite frustrating to regularly receive emails which read, “I hope this email finds you well.” Write something original, Brenda.

Real Mature

Pop culture has brought about many changes to society, one of which is children opting to live apart from their parents. While there isn’t anything wrong in this, per se, the problem lies in the teens thinking that living with their parents is “embarrassing” or makes them look like a baby.

Real Mature
Real Mature

Well, Ginny has pointed out a flaw in the logic, and a good one at that. No matter what you do, or where you go – you’ll always have your family.

He’s Wise When Sober

Some people believe that drinking makes them wise and allows them to make good points; for most people, it just dumbs them down even further. One of the new trends brought about by millennials is Sober January, which calls on people to abstain from alcohol at the start of the year. It’s a way for people to detox or cut down on the drinks.

He’s Wise When Sober
He’s Wise When Sober

Seems like this guy has had enough of the boring worlds and boring people. It seems he attempted Sober January and couldn’t keep it up for long.

Need the Free Trial, Please

Who doesn’t love free trials? Free trials are designed to bring users a piece of the full-fledged application or software, so they can decide if they’d be interested in buying or subscribing to it in the future or not. People have also come up with hacks to extend the free trial or renew it.

Need The Free Trial, Please
Need the Free Trial, Please

This guy is quite right. People need to pay their taxes to keep living in their country of residence after they turn 18 years old, which certainly likens childhood to a ‘free trial’.

Wise Words Indeed

It’s true what they say: life is short and death is an inescapable reality. From the time you’re born to the time you die, you come across millions of people, out of which you interact with hundreds or thousands. Of these, a few thousand you’d know closely, and a few hundred you’d call friends and family.

Wise Words Indeed
Wise Words Indeed

When it all ends, the few hundred people that are there are the ones that love you and are sad to see you go. It’s harsh but true.

What’s in a Name?

When a child comes into this world, he or she is initially called ‘baby’. After a short while, the baby gets a name and is known by it for the rest of their lives. It’s not only just a name, but also their official identity which they then use for all official purposes as well.

What’s In A Name?
What’s in a Name?

This is one of the funniest tweets, which also makes sense. How come nobody has thought this way before?

No Time to Spare

Life is strange – each person seems to be in their own movie, with their own story while also featuring in the lives of those closest to them. Over the years, different people have explained life in different ways. For instance, John Lennon said that “Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.”

No Time To Die
No Time to Spare

For LG Nicks, however, life is just like an egg timer, which resets every time you inhale oxygen and expel carbon dioxide. This should be taught in Philosophy class.

It Could Work

Growing up, you probably would’ve heard or read the story of Pinocchio, the living wooden figurine whose nose grows every time he lies. This Italian children’s novel has been on the bedside of every child in the ’90s, and its theatrical adaptation is much loved too.

It Could Work
It Could Work

If Twitter existed in the 19th century, Pinocchio would’ve been able to fool everyone with this neat little lie. Thank goodness people’s noses don’t grow longer for real.

Very Rightly Put

It’s strange how serial killers, drug lords and hardened criminals are so glorified in today’s world – so much so that they’re the subject of TV series, films and documentaries, which either show them doing what they do best, or talking about it during an interview or interrogation.

Very Rightly Put
Very Rightly Put

Although comical, this tweet does make complete sense. Comedians kill people with their humor, so they have that in common with serial killers.

Gotta Have Faith

It’s believed that Julius Caesar was the one who introduced the calendar and dating system that we use today. He started the year on 1 January, and that has been happening ever since. There are seven days of the week, and we rely on the calendars for every single detail of our lives.

Gotta Have Faith
Gotta Have Faith

If one chooses to be skeptical, they can be skeptical about literally anything. It’s already hard to keep track of which day it is nowadays.

Brilliant Shower Thoughts

While science can appear to be quite boring, it has its mysteries and fun things that can astound you. One of the most amazing things to observe is how different materials are combined to create a product that looks and feels entirely different than its building blocks.

Brilliant Shower Thoughts
Brilliant Shower Thoughts

Not trying to sound like science geeks, but Grade 8 Chemistry tells us that concrete and glass are, in fact, made from sand, among other materials. This is a most interesting tweet.

Takes Much Less Time

Ever tried tongue twisters? It’s the name given to phrases or sentences that can be extremely hard to read or pronounce without fumbling even once. They usually consist of words that start with the same letter, and are required to be spoken quickly.

Takes Much Less Time
Takes Much Less Time

Well, this fellow here makes a fine point. The letter ‘w’ surely takes an awful lot of time to pronounce, especially if there are three of them. It can be somewhat of a tongue twister.

Cheaters Never Win

There’s a very popular saying that “cheaters never win”. It emphasizes the importance of hard work and honesty to achieve your goals, whatever they may be. Cheating allows you to take shortcuts. While they may actually get the job done, they’re not worthwhile or long-lasting.

Cheaters Never Win
Cheaters Never Win

But these Twitter users always find the other side of the coin. They’re good at reaching beneath the surface and uncovering what’s underneath every popular saying or quote.

Never Skip Breakfast

Experts suggest that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, especially because you’re on an empty stomach and have digested all of the food and nutrients from the day before. It’s also said, “Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.”

Never Skip Breakfast

However, there are many people who prefer to skip the most important meal of the day. Well, newsflash: you can never really skip it.

Fly Like a Seagull

We’ve all sat there and imagined what it would be like to be a different animal for a day. Some of us would like to be tigers, while others would like to know what’s going on in the minds of our dogs.

Fly Like a Seagull

However, never in our lives have we wondered what it would be like to be a seagull. With that said, this guy made a pretty striking case as to why the life of this seaside bird is actually pretty rad.

A Match Made in Boredom

Truth be told, some of the best relationships out there are between people with differing levels of social activity. One partner might be more of an indoor kind of person while the other is a complete social butterfly.

A Match Made in Boredom

And yet, they still manage to make it work. However, we are sure that two people will work better together if they are both social or both antisocial. This couple seems to be an example of the latter.

Man’s Best Clinger

To say that dogs are clingy would be the understatement of the century. These adorable creatures like to stay so close to their masters. Even a few seconds of them being in another room is too long to stay away from them.

Man’s Best Clinger

Many dogs will follow their owners around the home, no matter what the context may be. You’re going to the bathroom? Well, you’re dog’s coming with. You’re going to the fridge? Well, you can rest assured doggo will be there.

Go Nuts for More Donuts

Anyone who works in a big office will be used to those co-workers who often bring in trays of cookies, boxes of donuts, and a plethora of cakes after a baking session.

Go Nuts for More Donuts

It seems though that everyone at work wants to hide the fact that they are a pig. They do this by only taking a small piece of one of the baked goods in question. In this situation, it was a box of donuts. But who wants to share a donut with a random person at work?

Only Scratching the Surface

What a number of these clever tweets have in common is their various takes on what adulthood actually is. What a lot of them have in common is something negative and depressing.

Only Scratching the Surface

However, this one’s more cynical than anything else. It does carry some truth to it though. As adults, we spend a lot of time putting stuff on surfaces and cleaning those surfaces. This certainly applies to the kitchen counter. That thing gets so messy and so clean every day.

Womensss’ Rightsss

Gender equality is something that a lot of people fight for and unfortunately, we’re just not quite there yet. Thankfully, there are women on social media who aren’t afraid to shout out for what they believe in, including this woman.

Womensss’ Rightsss

After she saw this rattlesnake sign, she had an epiphany. She hopes that all women end up having the same rights as these fierce reptiles – to be given distance and respect. To be fair though, rattlesnakes are a bit more dangerous than the average woman.

Jurassic Hair

On face value, the following image is ridiculous. When you read the tweet though, one can’t help but feel like this person is actually onto something.

Jurassic Hair

We feel like there is a good chance that paleontologists have proven that dinosaurs didn’t have hair resembling the creature in this image. Who’s to say though that they didn’t have at least some hair? This person definitely has a point. At the end of the day, we weren’t there so how can we actually know for sure?

Watt Did You Say?

If anyone on this list has made a better point, we would love to hear it. This young lady said what everyone is thinking but hasn’t thought of saying on social media. And it is so true.

Watt Did You Say?

We all microwave certain foods, from time to time – some more than others. But have you ever actually made sure that the food your nuking actually corresponds with the wattage of your microwave? It never really matters, does it?

Couple Goals

In any healthy relationship, we should try to make each other’s lives better. More specifically, we’d like to think that we can make our significant other’s wiser through the power of experience and vice versa.

Couple Goals

And if you want to get just a little bit more specific, then a great way to get old and wise together is to sit down and watch a bunch of documentaries. In this day and age, Netflix has so many informative shows that we are bound to learn more together.

Show Off

You know, reversing into a parking spot isn’t exactly the most impressive thing in the world. If you can drive, then one should be expected to be able to execute such a maneuver.

Show Off

With that said, most people just don’t have the time to do it. It’s a lot easier to drive forward into a space because we just want to get in and out of the grocery store quickly. So if you do see someone doing this, it’s safe to assume that they simply want to show off.

Haunt Me Baby, One More Time

This person has a really good point in regards to our perception of ghosts. For the most part, ghosts are depicted in fiction as hailing from a completely different era – often at some point during 1700s. That is undeniable.

Haunt Me Baby, One More Time

When, in reality, if ghosts do exist, there would be ghosts in every single time period of human history. It seems though that this tweet suggests that pop star Britney Spears is no longer with us…

Eating Is Not Cheating

Everyone seems to have different diets and decides how many meals they have throughout the day. While some will have three meals and nothing in between, others are more inclined to gradually eat throughout the day.

Eating Is Not Cheating

Many of us might even be thinking about what our next meal is going to be while we are in the middle of eating something else. In that case, we’d suggest maybe just thinking about what you are currently eating.

Pets Don’t Count

We think that the point that this person is trying to make on social media with the attached photo is that living with pets is still kind of like living alone.

Pets Don’t Count

The reason for this is as follows: pets don’t really put the same sort of pressure on their masters that significant others might put on each other. Either that or this person simply attached the photo because it’s funny. At any rate, living alone does sound kind of fun.

Define Easy

Have you ever sat down and thought about how silly the phrase “easy as pie” actually is? When you think about it, pie is not actually that easy.

Define Easy

On the contrary, a lot of time, skill, and patience has to go into making a perfect pie and it’s definitely not something that you can put half the effort into. That’s why we think this person’s got a good point. His proposed replacement phrases make a lot more sense.

Don’t Do It

Human interactions can be awkward when you know the person. So imagine how awkward things can get when you are faced with the prospect of looking into the eyes of an absolute stranger.

Don’t Do It

How often do we walk down the street and realize that it is inevitable that we’ll have to make a decision when walking past someone we don’t even know? This person made the point so well, highlighting that inevitable, awkward smile that we make to others.

Run, Run, Run!

Jogging is a fun and fantastic activity that stimulates all the muscles of the body and allows one to lose weight and stay fit. A run can also help a person clear their mind and let go of all negative thoughts.

Run, Run, Run!

This Tweeter is making complete sense with this hilarious tweet. It’ll look quite suspicious if you start jogging or running in your normal clothes and slippers, and it might set the police (or dogs) after you!

Trying to Pull Through

Adulthood can be quite difficult. You aren’t a child anymore, so you’re responsible for every decision and every step you take. Adults have to juggle one or two jobs, paying off their house, clearing all the bills, keeping their car maintained and what not – while also keeping their sanity intact.

Trying To Pull Through
Trying to Pull Through

No matter how stressful the week may be, all you need to do is to tell yourself that you can do it, and everything will be fine. It gets better, eventually.

Word Play

Some people have a way with words, and they make such striking points that you have to stop and ponder upon them for a moment. Then, it suddenly dawns on you, and you are awestruck!

Word Play
Word Play

Same is the case with this tweet. Cleaning a vacuum cleaner makes the vacuum cleaner, and makes us the vacuum cleaner as well. Not to brag, but we got it right from the start.

Who Thinks These Things?

It’s hard to fathom how people come up with such brilliant deductions that have never been seen or heard before. There must be certain kinds of conditions that facilitate such a thought process, or perhaps it requires loads of free time.

Who Thinks These Things?
Who Thinks These Things?

Whoever this guy is, he’s got a valid point. Actually, the teeth are the only part of the skeleton that is visible from the outside, so it makes sense.

That’s Why They’re Armchairs

Here’s another shocking revelation, garnered by a person who had all the time in the world to come up with something like this. When you sit on a chair, you naturally rest your arms on the ‘arms’ of the chair – so that really makes them a chair for your arms.

That’s Why They’re Armchairs
That’s Why They’re Armchairs

This is some next-level thought process that needs to be encouraged. Who knows, maybe this guy will bring about the next big discovery.